Friday, May 6, 2011

Six Pop Artists Who Should Be Replaced By Nerdcore Music Artists

By Paul Nyhart


Here's a question: will you pass up hearing the likes of Jeremih or Katy Perry should they were no longer on the radio? In the event you replied yes, you are either a) a 15 year old girl or B) somebody who wears sunglasses indoors. Should you emphatically replied no, you're probably one of the countless silent Americans who don't really know the best place to turn with regards to discovering music that truly has a message as well as speaks to issues close to them (have you kissed a girl and did you like it?)

Pop Musicians are really a dime a dozen and for the most part will be cranking out songs such as factories crank out car parts or fast food restaurants crank out hamburgers. Wouldn't it be great to provide ourselves some variety, specifically something that spoke to the lifestyle of gamers? Nerdcore doesn't pretend to be pop music, as well as that's why it had success amongst individuals who are searching for something diverse. It's music that is unique, has a message, and a ton of unheard of music artists who happen to be talented yet not known. I do believe it's time we gave Nerdcore some more "air-time."

Listed here are six Pop Musicians who should be replaced by Nerdcore Music artists:

Nerdcore Artist: Dual Core

Replacing: New Boyz

Although turning the "S" in boys to "Z" teeters precariously close to 1337sp34K, this band of kids not legally old enough to purchase Goldschlager, will be missed by merely a few individuals, probably starting with Ray J as well as concluding with the artist's mother and father. Their number one song on iTunes says volumes about how great of a contribution the band has made to music:

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

Met met a group of girls in a Escalade

They came with you and left with me

It's believed the lines were inspired by a combination of John Lennon's music and a dream Ozzy Osbourne once had. Nerdcore rise-up...

Nerdcore Artist: Optimus Rhyme

Replacing: P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Daddy Puff/The man from those cologne advertisements

P Diddy is pretty the anomaly. The Puff Daddy and the Family lp continues to be one of my favorites even now, and the impressive Mo' Money single with Mase (when was the last time you heard that man's name?) continues to be one of the most unforgettable music videos of the 90's.

P Diddy is actually a brand name, a commodity...he's been intelligent enough to control his brand and ensure he was the man pulling the strings. His songs has grown into much more of a marketing tool, and he is much more replaceable than any music performer not named Rebecca Black, even though slightly less creative (at least she has her very own original records).

Nerdcore Artist: MC Chris

Replacing: Nicki Minaj

In the most befuddling mystery ever since the Egyptian pyramids, Nicki Minaj is one of the most successful music artists of all-time. That's primarily based off the simple fact that she's the sole artist to have 7 records in the Billboard Top 100 simultaneously. Look at yet another fact, though...all but one of those were cameos to songs by Ludacris, Wayne, Trey Songz, Usher, Sean Kingston, and Jay Sean.

Can she survive on her own? Most likely. Must we have to consistently keep listening to find out. Here's wishing we don't have to...

Nerdcore Artist: YT Cracker

Replacing: Jeremih

I bet you thought I was going to propose replacing "Eminem" didn't you? Yet that will have been, well, absurd. Eminem speaks his mind as well as doesn't actually care what other people think...you'd have to think that his massive success is tied directly to fan demand to experience genuine artists...yet the executives doing the decisions must feel otherwise.

But, I digress, we're replacing Jerimih, the man who likes birthday sex and wants you down on him. He's incredibly popular, drives fancy vehicles and is a star. Hey, I'm sold...the question is, just how many more singles would it take to know that Jermih is a filthy rich superstar, until we stop caring?

I thought I told you Imma star

You see the ice, you see the cars

Flashy lights, everywhere we are,

Live tonight, like there's no tomorrow

Painfully enough, we're still finding out.

Nerdcore Artist: Beefy

Replacing: T-Pain

I always remember T-Pain's debut single "I'm Sprung." A track dedicated to his wife, which in fact provided some unique understanding into the contradicting dynamics of (dare I say it) love.

Yet now, T-Pain is known as that dude from the I'm on a Boat music video who apparently really loves money (just like everyone else) and all he does is win, win, win...no matter what (like Charlie Sheen). He'd be easy to replace - get rid of the autotune and make him put 5 grand in a jar everytime he mentions the word money in a record and he'd make music for Ke$ha this time in a few days.

Nerdcore Artist: MC Frontalot

Replacing: will.i.am

He is Will. Not Will Smith. The one guy from the Black Eyed Peas that really speaks. He's become among the most prominent producers/beat makers in the music industry. He's a God among the women running on their treadmill machines, looking for that extra boost to get them going (try this should you really want to go big) but to anybody searching for genuine songs, he' merely another guy creating filler which rocks the hell out of a half-time show, but does not do it for anybody searching for a jolt of inspiration or something that they could relate to (that's exactly what music is supposed to do, remember).

Stepped up in the party like my name was "that b***h".

All these haters mad because I'm so established.

They know I'm a beast, yeah I'm a f**king savage

Haters you can kill yourself.

And so let it be written, let it be told...

But do not take my word for it, take a look at the video playlist and let me know if you believe the world is prepared for more Nerdcore.




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